Brewhaha

brouhaha

(broo-haa-haa) - noun

an episode involving excitement, confusion, turmoil, etc., especially a broil over a minor or ridiculous cause: a brouhaha by the water-polo players resulted in three black eyes.

brewhaha

(brew-ha-ha) - noun

an episode involving terror, tumult, turbulence, etc., specifically when ones bowels are set to explode with atom-smashing force: a brewhaha by the water-polo players resulted in the condemning of the pool.

Clueless

clueless

(clue-less) – adjective

having no knowledge, understanding or ability: you’re clueless about how to deal with the world

Exactly…

Besides also being one of the best movies of the 90’s it’s precisely how I’ve felt most of my life.  While we’re at it, lets throw Dazed and Confused and Dumb and Dumber into the mix.

Gutters

gutters - noun

a shallow trough fixed beneath the edge of a roof for carrying off rainwater

-       technical a groove or channel for flowing liquid

cum gutters - noun

on muscular/ripped guys, the lines on both sides that lead from the hips towards the groin. the indention is the cum gutter: the easiest way to avoid wet spots is to catch excess spunk in your cum gutters

Mushroom Cave

mushroom

(mush-room) – noun

a fungal growth that typically takes the shape of a domed cap on a stalk, often with gills on the underside of the cap.

cave

(kav) – noun

a large underground chamber, typically of natural origin, in a hillside or cliff

mushroom-cave

(mush-room-kav) – noun

indelicate name given to female genitalia by squeamish gay men: no force on earth could cajole me into spelunking in a mushroom-cave